SFX: Phone ringing
VO 1: Hello Martin speaking?
VO 2: Oh great, Martin, my name’s Bruno and I’m just phoning to see if I can interest you in some free PR. You know, Public Relations
VO 1: Sorry what’s your name again?
VO 2: It’s Bruno and it’s basic public relations really - for example I can help you meet lots of interesting people and it’s funny, humans just gravitate toward me, they just love me
VO 1: Ok, yeah, yeah
VO 2: I mean, I sort of help you improve your profile - make you more attractive to potential partners…
VO 1: Ok ok where are you based?
VO 2: I’m in Battersea, south-west London - well, I’m between homes at the moment
VO 1: So you are offering me some PR?
VO 2: Yeah
VO 1: How much would this… how much is this gonna cost me?
VO 2: It’s free, it’s free
VO 1: Aha, ok!
VO 2: No it is
VO 1: Yeah, no no ok – what’s the catch?
VO 2: Well actually, you know, just a pat on the head occasionally, a tummy tickle would be nice or a tasty little morsel, treat type thing….
VO 1: Ahahaha
VO 2: Have you got any squeaky bones, I’ll tell you what I’ll do anything for a squeaky bone!
VO 1: I’ll tell you what, I think you might be barking up the right tree there!
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