SFX: Phone ringing
FVO: Hello 681793?
VO: Oh hello, my name’s Rusty and I’m just inquiring to see if you’d be interested in some form of counselling or therapy.
FVO: I’m sorry, what is it exactly…
VO: Well I’ll tell you, you can talk to me about anything like, you know, stress, relationships, work, and I’m an excellent listener, I’m all ears - literally.
FVO: Hmm, right… are you qualified?
VO: Yes, I have a certificate of obedience from Battersea training center, and I won’t judge. You lie on the couch and get it all off your chest. I’ll be on the floor, in my basket listening.
FVO: You lie on the floor in you basket?
VO: Yeah that’s how I like to do it
FVO: What, what – ha ha ha - is this a wind up?
VO: …and the good thing about this deal is it’s totally free, gratis, don’t charge
FVO: Don’t charge? Nothing?
VO: No no, as long as you walk me every day in the park you know? I love chasing squirrels in the park you see, that’s my payment, that’s all I ask for
FVO: Right

VO: There’s more to shelter dogs that you think. Give a dog a job. Go to uk.pedigree.com/adopt