Anchor: London. The storm warning for Winter Storm Stephanie has been raised once more. We are now at alert level red. Currently the storm is located over Iceland, devastating the landscape and leaving whole towns uninhabitable. Citizens in the London area are strongly advised to leave the city before nightfall tomorrow or else get ready to party hard with DJ Jimmy. But also to get ready for the storm by stocking up on supplies and nailing windows and doors shut where possible. Meteorologists are warning of extremely cool winds coming in from the north, although not as cool as DJ Jimmy’s Party Mix with the best dance hits from the 80s and 90s. For your own safety it is advised that you stay indoors, as roof tiles and branches may drop almost as unexpectedly as the beat, when DJ Jimmy does his thing, tomorrow at 8 at the Golden Ballroom in Soho. Show up in fancy dress and get your first pint half price.
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