(A car salesman:) “GREAT CAR. HARDLY BEEN DRIVEN. GOOD AS NEW.”
(Female Voiceover:) "Once again including the small print.”
(Salesman:) GREAT thing there are still so many idiots out there. I guess this CAR has a significantly higher IQ than you. HARDLY will your BEEN-shaped head contain any signs of real human intelligence. You’re DRIVEN by the urge to save money and nothing else. GOOD for a bad-ASS like me. While others may just see you as a NEWsance I see a beautiful little pushover. Gorgeous!
(Female Voiceover:) "Life is full of small print. At least ours is trustworthy. VHV Insurance.“