(The Wanderer - a strange man, accompanied by otherworldly music:) Completely isolated in the vastness of Greenland’s tundra, lies one of the northernmost settlements in the world: Ittoqqortoormiit. A small fishing and hunting village. I found shelter, in an old shack by the sea. I breathed the sweet salt air. I embraced the rhythm of the tides, and the thrill of loneliness. When the nights became longer and colder, I dug a hole and buried myself in the ground. Finally, I could see the world, and see through the world. And what did I see?
(SFX: Typical Smartphone Sound) Sally? A Facebook friend request from Sally Johnson? Who ripped out my heart and ate it for breakfast back in school? Mmm.. She's aged quite well, though. So I accepted.
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