(The Wanderer - a strange man, accompanied by otherworldly music:) I had been wandering for days. All by myself. And had lost all sense of time. On treacherous and winding mountain roads, I reached my destination: La Rinconada. A desolate mining town in the Peruvian Andes, 17000 feet above sea level. With rugged houses. And streets that echoed loneliness. Tormented by altitude sickness and sore feet, I sat down under an ancient tree. Many thoughts raced through my mind: What kind of people could live up here? Would they regard me as a friend? And suddenly, the biggest and most puzzling question of them all:
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