Cleaning worker Emmanuel Assare arrives for work at The Eyestorm Gallery. Irritated by full ashtrays, half-empty tea cups, empty beer crates and newspapers thrown on the floor, he cleans everything up and throws Damian Hirst’s investiture worth thousands of pounds, straight in rubbish.
SFX: (Rubbish thrown in a bin)
VO: Should have gone to Specsavers. We’re celebrating our birthday, so right now you’ll get half the price off for glasses or progressive lenses.