The Trojan night watchman Ankises is unable to believe his own eyes when he sees a giant wooden horse outside the walls. He carefully inspects it, and then gives orders for the city gates be opened and to drag in the spoils of war.
SFX: (Wooden hatches opening and tremendous sound of battle)
VO: Should have gone to Specsavers. We’re celebrating our birthday, so right now you’ll get half the price off for glasses or progressive lenses.