Title	NOT MY JOB
Brand	PORNHUB
Product/Service	PORNHUB TOYS
Category	A02. Script
Entrant	BETC Paris, FRANCE
Idea Creation	BETC Paris, FRANCE
Production	ICONOCLAST Paris, FRANCE
Post Production	MATHEMATIC Paris, FRANCE

Name	Company	Position
Stéphane Xiberras	BETC	ECD
David Martin Angelus	BETC	Creative Director
Erika Reyes	BETC	Art Director
Thomas Defert	BETC	Art Director
Lauren Haberfield	BETC	Art Director
Nicholas Bakshi	BETC	Copywriter
Olivier Mille	BETC	Copywriter
Valentine Riviere	BETC	Assistant Art Director
Alice Moitié	NA	Director
Karim Naceur	General Pop	Head of TV Production
Slim Trabelsi	General Pop	Agency Producer
Jules Dieng	Iconoclast	Producer
Mélanie Jackson	Iconoclast	Production Director
Christophe Caurret	BETC	Music Creative Director
Mathieu Laugier	BETC	Agency Management
Kim Jacovidis	BETC	Agency Management
Andréa Jeanroy	BETC	Agency Management

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The film sees saw phallic and vulvic household objects protest their role as makeshift sex toys to a catchy cover of The Blood Hound Gang’s classic hit “The Bad Touch”. The music video, which coincided with the 20th anniversary of the original track, featured cucumbers, vacuum cleaners, electric toothbrushes, and yes, even car tail pipes rapping their woes and advocating for the use of Pornhub sex toys instead.

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PORNHUB / NOT MY JOB / LYRICS ONLY Stop, baby, stop! Four-in-five dentists recommend using me to whiten your teeth, not to replace your ex-boyfriend. I should end up as a piña colada not a coco-nut cream puff. Please don’t put yourself inside me I’m already stuffed enough. It’s not our job, baby. please don’t use us to get off! We’re clothes not holes so get the real thing Not a homemade knockoff. It’s not our job, baby. Please don’t use us to get off! It’s the type of dirty work Pornhub sex toys should take care of. Regret! You’ll have a double serving, just you wait. When I get stuck inside of you right before your Tinder date. Don’t take the bait, I spin in circles While your clothes are washed and dried. I’m not made for wasting water giving your lonely ass a ride. It’s not our job, baby. Please don’t use us to get off! It’s the type of dirty work Pornhub sex toys Should take care of. Na na na na na nanana Na na na na na nanana Na na na na na nanana Na na na na na nanana It’s not our job, baby. Please don’t use us to get off! You’re slamming your meat in these noodles like it’s beef stroganoff. PORNHUB / NOT MY JOB / FULL SCRIPT We open on what seems to be an idyllic summer morning. Like a dreamy fairytale, we’re introduced to some cheerfully animated, everyday objects: A pie smiles on a sunny windowsill. A toothbrush buzzes happily in its holder. A carrot stretches it’s long leafy arms as it wakes up in a basket on the kitchen table. SUPER: Not My Job Everything seems perfect. Perfect that is… until the lube arrives. The record scratches on our dreamy music, as a bottle of lube slams down on the kitchen table beside the carrot. He apologizes for the sexual transgressions that are about to take place. LUBE: I’m so sorry. From here on, we cut through a series of vignettes, where objects sing their protest to their sexual mistreatment to the tune of The Bloodhound Gangs “The Bad Touch”. We start with the toothbrush, who drops some fierce bars: TOOTHBRUSH: Stop, baby, stop! Four-in-five dentists recommend using me to whiten your teeth, not to replace your ex-boyfriend. Next we cut to a coconut with a very suspicious hole cut into it. Even more suspiciously, it’s circled by flies, a subtle homage to “The TIFU Coconut Guy” from Reddit. COCONUT: I should end up as a piña colada not a coco-nut cream puff. The camera pans over to a pillow, which sings through another suspicious hole. Stuffing falls from his “mouth” as he sings: PILLOW: Please don’t put yourself inside me I’m already stuffed enough. Arriving at the chorus, we find discarded socks singing from under the bed, and a sad looking showerhead singing from the bottom of a bathtub. SOCKS It’s not our job, baby. please don’t use us to get off! We’re clothes not holes so get the real thing Not a homemade knockoff. SHOWERHEAD It’s not our job, baby. Please don’t use us to get off! It’s the type of dirty work Pornhub sex toys should take care of. Next, we return to our pie cooling on a windowsill. As he sings, two fingers dip into his mouth, provocatively checking his temperature. PIE Regret! You’ll have a double serving, just you wait. Now a sad cucumber delivers his dirty warning: CUCUMBER When I get stuck inside of you right before your Tinder date. In a dank laundry room, a laundry machine laments his fate as he gives his owner an erotic ride. LAUNDRY MACHINE Don’t take the bait, I spin in circles While your clothes are washed and dried. I’m not made for wasting water giving your lonely ass a ride. During the following chorus, we’re introduced to a car tailpipe who’s about to be penetrated, a vibrating cellphone and a coquettish Russian doll. They all sing their parts in turn. CHORUS: It’s not our job, baby. Please don’t use us to get off! It’s the type of dirty work Pornhub sex toys Should take care of. During the songs iconic “nananas” we push in slowly on a stationary bike whose seat is missing. We see butter sing, and revisit some of the other characters we’ve already met. ALL TOGETHER: Na na na na na nanana Na na na na na nanana Na na na na na nanana Na na na na na nanana In his lasts moments before plunging dramatically off screen (and below the table) a vacuum cleaner sings: VACUUM CLEANER: It’s not our job, baby. Please don’t use us to get off! And finally, as clear as can be, we see a homemade “spaghetti mitt”. That is, an oven mitt filled with spaghetti meant to simulate a vagina. SPAGHETTI MITT: You’re slamming your meat in these noodles like it’s beef stroganoff. As the song ends, a box of Pornhub sex toys arrives to save the day. Our carrot from the first seen, is overjoyed. CARROT: We’re saved! We’re saved! The box opens and the toys levitate out of it, in all of their glory. SUPER: Get the right toy for the job at PornhubToys.com