COCKROACH

TitleCOCKROACH
BrandHANS ANDERS
Product/ServiceHANS ANDERS
Category A02. Script
Entrant MORTIERBRIGADE Brussels, BELGIUM
Idea Creation MORTIERBRIGADE Brussels, BELGIUM
Media Placement UM Brussels, BELGIUM
PR MORTIERBRIGADE Brussels, BELGIUM
Production CZAR Brussels, BELGIUM
Production 2 RAYGUN Brussels, BELGIUM
Production 3 NOZON Brussels, BELGIUM
Credits
Name Company Position
Jens Mortier mortierbrigade Creative Director
Joost Berends mortierbrigade Creative Director
Philippe De Ceuster mortierbrigade Creative Director
Jutta Callebaut mortierbrigade Copywriter
Girbe Bogaerts mortierbrigade Art Director
Vincent D'Halluin mortierbrigade Strategic Director
Charlotte Coddens mortierbrigade Head of Production
Lisa De Roeck mortierbrigade Producer
Anne-Cécile Collignon mortierbrigade PR Manager
Jonas Van Bael mortierbrigade Social Media Manager
Pieter Nijs mortierbrigade Digital Director
Jeroen De Bock mortierbrigade Digital Business Manager
Melissa Tack mortierbrigade Digital Project Manager
Wim De Dobbeleer mortierbrigade Graphic Designer
Jeroen Annokkee Czar Director
Eurydice Gysel Czar Executive Producer
Maarten De Sutter Czar Producer
Rutger Storm DOP
Geert Paredis Art Director
Jaap Zunneberg Animal Handler
Marc Bechtold Kapsalon Editor
Geert De Doncker Editor
Joost Van Kerckhove Colour Grading
Stijn Van Assche Editor
Robin De Praetere Editor
Peter Prinsen Editor
Bieke De Keersmaecker Czar Post Producer

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CEO: “At Hans Anders we believe that glasses should be affordable for everyone. Because, what do other opticians do with all that extra money? Maybe they invest in schools for cockroaches, to train them to crawl into your mouth during the night? And then spread the word that you eat 8 cockroaches a year in your sleep, so you’ll spray “Insecto-kill” in your face. Which makes your hair fall out, so your glasses don’t really fit your face anymore. And you have to buy a new pair. That may sound far fetched. But why take the risk? Just come to Hans Anders, and receive now… now, free lenses with every frame purchased. Find out more at hansanders.be (Jingle: Hans Anders. That’s Dutch for different.)

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Hans Anders is one of the biggest chains of opticians in Belgium and in Holland. In these films Mister Hans Anders talks about the Hans Anders values. And he fantasizes what the other opticians do with all the extra money they charge to their clients. Gently suggesting the viewers to better not take any risk, and just come to Hans Anders.